Things Women Do that Confuse the Hell Out of Men

It’s pretty well known that women are some of the most beautiful creatures known to man. It’s also known that some of ya’ll are batsh*t crazy (Them Chics Cray… *Kanye voice*) I have been struggling to understand women since Kindergarten when Jenny would say she was my girlfriend on Monday only to be Earvin’s girlfriend on Wednesday. Not much has changed; women still confuse the hell out of me (some more than others)
Let’s take a look at some of the confusing things you ladies do shall we:








Hanging with hoes
I didn’t call her a ho, you did; so why do you go out with her every Friday night? It’s always interesting when women bash their “friends” but they keep said friend around. Not only does it confuse us but it also makes us rather skeptical of your judgment. Birds of a feather flock together and if you’re calling her a jumpoff I’m wondering if you’re a little froggy yourself.













Dating Bums
I understand there’s this alleged “man shortage” but there’s no excuse for dating bums. We all have women friends who are beautiful, intelligent, kind-hearted people who date scrubs. It’s baffling. And by bums I’m talking about the women who date drug dealers, unemployed cats who just stopped looking and visibly gay men. Yes Jackee I’m talking about you. It hurts to watch people you care about dating losers just for the sake of having a man.

“I’m fine”… No you’re not
Not only do you confuse us when you tell us you’re ok and it’s plain as day that you’re not but it’s kind of immature. How can we work on our relationship if you can’t express yourself about what’s frustrating you?  And don’t tell me I should just know – I’m not a mind reader. Either tell me what’s upsetting you or pat your feet and get glad. (Grandma used to say that)

Delusions of grandeur
When we stated this thing it was clear that we were going to be f*ck buddies so how did I become someone you want to spend the rest of your life with? I’m not talking about the type of guys who lie to you to make you feel like we could be in a relationship; I’m talking about that rare breed of men who keep it 100% honest. There’s nothing more confusing than a text message from your good time girl stating “we need to talk about where this is going”. Thanks for messing up a good thing. #ontothenextone


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